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Thursday, March 15, 2012

Orang Johor Datang KL

As Salam,

Busy betul minggu ni..Nak entertain org Johor. Kakak Abang yg duk kat Pasir Gudang turun KL. Nak melawat sempena cuti sekolah katanya...Suami dia susah dapat cuti. So, sesekali cuti tu naklaa turun KL. Habis segala KLCC, Damansara (TV3), Putrajaya, Sate Kajang, I-City smua kami terjah. Kami ni pun sesekali dapat berjalan dalam kawasan sendiri sampai terlopong jugak laa tengok pemandangan kat sini. Hehehe..Betul lah, hujan emas kat negeri org, hujan ribut kat Shah Alam..Lagi baik kat Shah Alam..Eh, ape punya perumpamaan daa...Ape2pun, let's enjoy tengok pics. =)

KLCC katanyaa...

Dataran Merdeka - Eiman sedia depan skali!

Terima kasih datang rumah kecil kami. Pjg umo murah rezeki dtg lagi ye.. =)

TV3 pulok..Teringin nk tengok retis.. Ade retiss ke? Nan ado..

Sambal Hijau Sg Penchala. Syurga masakan kampung yg sedap!!

Putrajaya

Lepak kat Park..

Dua beradik - anak sedara Acik.


Melompat No 1...




Yayy!! Pi I-City...Tempat kegemaran Eiman.

Org Shah Alam pun baru nak merasa..

US - Kopak gaklaa masuk I-City kali ni..Smua benda Eiman nk naik..Bolehlaa nak. Sekali sahaja. Bukan sekali sekala. ;p

Sepupu.

Giant Wheel.

Kami pun naik. Acik gayat. Tak macam Eye On Msia or Spore Flyer. This one memang rasa tak secure sangat. Goyang2..dahlaa time kat atas tu ada bunyi2 chain dia..Pasni tamau naik dah. Satu round macam lama sgt. Abg ckp Acik je poyo takut..Tapi memang takut weh....Ketaq kepala lutuit cek...

Masa ni kat atas skali. KLCC dan KL Tower pun bleh nampak..mana tak gayat.. =)

=)

Sekian, jumpa lagi. =)





Wednesday, February 29, 2012

M.O.M - Job Description


Hi All,

LAMA tak update..Huhuhu...Been busy..

I want to share something (Funny/Interesting fact). Copy/paste from jumbojoke.com. =)

For all the moms out there, including me.
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Position:
Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy

Job Description:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

Responsibilities:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

Possibility For Advancement & Promotion:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.

Previous Experience:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

Wages And Compensation:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and then wish you could only do more.

Benefits:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.

Ok, that's it for today. Dadidaaa~